We spend many a pleasant early morning conversing in the bathroom while Ruth does her morning business. She is always the first to rise (other than Daddy) and yells from her crib, “Mommy! I have to go peepee!” She knows that phrase is sure to get the fastest results. I record our conversation this morning for your viewing pleasure. To set the scene, she has her plastic toy horse in her hand that was once the childhood toy of her Abuela.
Ruth: Making clicking noises with her mouth. “Mommy, do you hear that?”